Thursday, October 8, 2009

Insult your enimies with class.

Do it the good ol' Bill S. way...

Shakespearean Insults

Here are 125,000 Shakespearean Insults.
To construct a Shakespearean insult, combine one word from each of the three columns below, and preface it with "Thou":

Column 1Column 2Column 3
artlessbase-courtapple-john
bawdybat-fowlingbaggage
beslubberingbeef-wittedbarnacle
bootlessbeetle-headedbladder
churlishboil-brainedboar-pig
cockeredclapper-clawedbugbear
cloutedclay-brainedbum-bailey
cravencommon-kissingcanker-blossom
currishcrook-patedclack-dish
dankishdismal-dreamingclotpole
dissemblingdizzy-eyedcoxcomb
droningdogheartedcodpiece
errantdread-bolteddeath-token
fawningearth-vexingdewberry
fobbingelf-skinnedflap-dragon
frowardfat-kidneyedflax-wench
frothyfen-suckedflirt-gill
gleekingflap-mouthedfoot-licker
goatishfly-bittenfustilarian
gorbelliedfolly-fallengiglet
impertinentfool-borngudgeon
infectiousfull-gorgedhaggard
jarringguts-gripingharpy
loggerheadedhalf-facedhedge-pig
lumpishhasty-wittedhorn-beast
mammeringhedge-bornhugger-mugger
mangledhell-hatedjoithead
mewlingidle-headedlewdster
paunchyill-breedinglout
pribblingill-nurturedmaggot-pie
pukingknotty-patedmalt-worm
punymilk-liveredmammet
quallingmotley-mindedmeasle
rankonion-eyedminnow
reekyplume-pluckedmiscreant
roguishpottle-deepmoldwarp
ruttishpox-markedmumble-news
saucyreeling-ripenut-hook
spleenyrough-hewnpigeon-egg
spongyrude-growingpignut
surlyrump-fedputtock
totteringshard-bornepumpion
unmuzzledsheep-bitingratsbane
vainspur-galledscut
venomedswag-belliedskainsmate
villainoustardy-gaitedstrumpet
warpedtickle-brainedvarlet
waywardtoad-spottedvassal
weedyunchin-snoutedwhey-face
yeastyweather-bittenwagtail

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